Even though I don't like to dress in costume for Halloween, I do like to think about potential costume ideas. These two just came to me, and since I've already committed to getting nothing done at work today, I thought I'd share.
1.) Fashion yourself a fat suit by stuffing cotton into your clothing. Paint face to look dead. Congratulations, you are now morbidly obese.
2.) If you're a woman you can dress up in 1950's attire, carry a journal, and fashion an oven for yourself made out of cardboard. Stick said oven over your head, leave the door area open to serve as the window where your face will stick out. If anyone asks, you are Sylvia Plath.
Apologies to any readers who are either morbidly obese or rabid Sylvia Plath fans.