Possible responses to a text message from an ex informing you that your hideous former yoga instructor had been flirting with him in class*:
* It seems that her taste in men is as appalling as her teaching technique.
* If I texted *you* every time somebody flirted with me, I'd need a new calling plan.
* A page out of the Elizabeth Gilbert playbook, for sure.
* What's the name of the pose where you stick your head up your ass?
* Oh, has Unity Woods replaced Whole Foods as the new pick-up spot for the aging bohemian set?
Your turn! In the comments section, tell me how you'd respond to such a comment. Lurkers, don't be shy! I'm looking at you, Moose Jaw Saskatchewan!
*Totally hypothetical of course